Oh, trust me, you're not. I knew the original demon, Lilith, and while you're certainly pretty enough to be a demon, you're far too well behaved in public. I haven't seen one sneer at all the humans milling about. Demons don't do too well out of Hell.

[Let him tell you a story about the traditional Catholic education, Jean-Claude. In one word: bullshit.

But the revelation has Lucifer looking him over, then tipping his head and peeking at his mouth.]

Are you really? What kind? The Rice or the Meyer-type? I don't see any sparkling, but then again, you're not in the sun...

[Congratulations, Jean-Claude. You caught the Devil's eye.]