There has been much speculation on the nature of our souls, whether they exist or not, and some think of us as demons after all, although I know in truth we are not.

[ Oh well. Apparently he's not getting that answer today. He hadn't truly thought he would, but it would've been nice. Jean-Claude decides not to point out that in traditional Catholic education, the Devil certainly is omnipotent. ]

I am a vampire, [ he says simply, without fanfare. There is no point in grandstanding to Satan. Jean-Claude knows when he is beat. ] I wore these clothes when they were in fashion.