You're gonna make me relive some serious trauma, my fella.
[His tone is light, though, and he doesn't look like he's about to die from horror, he just seems sort of amused and resigned to his fate. Which is retelling this story.]
Okay, so like, Merle is a worshipper of Pan and nature shit is their whole deal, you know? So one thing he can do is talk to plants, not that they talk back real often, but most people who use that kinda magic will just, like, nicely ask the plants to do whatever you want them to do. [Most people. Not Merle.] Merle, meanwhile, felt the need to seduce the vines we ran into until they had a fucking plant orgasm. It was gross. I've never wanted to be more dead than I did in that moment.
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[His tone is light, though, and he doesn't look like he's about to die from horror, he just seems sort of amused and resigned to his fate. Which is retelling this story.]
Okay, so like, Merle is a worshipper of Pan and nature shit is their whole deal, you know? So one thing he can do is talk to plants, not that they talk back real often, but most people who use that kinda magic will just, like, nicely ask the plants to do whatever you want them to do. [Most people. Not Merle.] Merle, meanwhile, felt the need to seduce the vines we ran into until they had a fucking plant orgasm. It was gross. I've never wanted to be more dead than I did in that moment.