[ Gladio staggers forward, but his hands are still on the table so they are both saved from an awkward tumble. Eichi will not be crushed by a falling mountain of a man this day. ]
You're gonna be feeling it all week, but I've got a solution.
[ Gladio will just pick him up just as he is, gathers up his legs by hooking one arm under his knees and then pulling him against his body. And then carefully turns and walks in a... relatively straight-ish line for his bedroom. He tries not to, but manages to knock over a book and smack his own elbow against an open door that wasn't anywhere near his target before he reaches his destination. Amazing he didn't knock the idol out somewhere along the way.
When he finally falls into bed, he breathes out and looks at Eichi. ]
...That went a lot more smoothly in my head. Maybe this is a bad idea.
[ Said while he's fumbling at his belt buckle that is suddenly become Hard Mode. Fuck a dude with a vibrator? Nailed it. Undress with some dignity? Suddenly he's faced with a challenge greater than he is. ]
THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA both of you go to bed
You're gonna be feeling it all week, but I've got a solution.
[ Gladio will just pick him up just as he is, gathers up his legs by hooking one arm under his knees and then pulling him against his body. And then carefully turns and walks in a... relatively straight-ish line for his bedroom. He tries not to, but manages to knock over a book and smack his own elbow against an open door that wasn't anywhere near his target before he reaches his destination. Amazing he didn't knock the idol out somewhere along the way.
When he finally falls into bed, he breathes out and looks at Eichi. ]
...That went a lot more smoothly in my head. Maybe this is a bad idea.
[ Said while he's fumbling at his belt buckle that is suddenly become Hard Mode. Fuck a dude with a vibrator? Nailed it. Undress with some dignity? Suddenly he's faced with a challenge greater than he is. ]