Okay, but there's kink friendly and then there's bugs.
[ Before he'd come to this expo, Cisco had thought of himself as a pretty open-minded guy, who had heard about just about everything, and could potentially get down with quite a range of freakiness if the right partner were interested. But apparently, there's a whole lot more that he'd never even dreamed of. Probably a good thing, since those dreams would've been nightmares.
He believes Taako, when Taako says that he lasted only forty-three seconds in that conversation. It had felt like about a half an hour, but the number is close enough to the truth that Cisco doesn't even question it. Besides, there's absolutely no doubt about which one of them chickened out the hardest, if not the first. Taako had been discreet, and Cisco had literally run in the opposite direction yelling. ]
Aw, man, you mean I gotta go back?!
[ Considering how vociferously he had ended the conversation, there is no way in hell that is going to be anything but incredibly awkward. Still, fair's fair, and he'd agreed to the terms before they start. Cisco straightens up, looking in the direction he'd run from, expression exaggeratedly glum. ]
I'm buying the cheapest thing possible.
[ He slinks back towards the bee both, hoping beyond hope that somehow, it will be a different person working there than there was two minutes before. There is not, and the awkwardness is profound. Cisco keeps a healthy distance of about four feet between himself and the booth, asking what is cheapest. It turned out to be a compact vibrator... in the shape of a bee. It's tiny and translucent purple - Cisco thinks it might actually be cute, if it weren't for the fact that it is shaped like a bee. He comes close enough to snag it from the table and slap down a few bills, and then he is striding quickly away.
As soon as he gets to Taako he slaps the package with the bee vibrator into his hand and says: ]
Happy birthday.
[ He's pretty glad they said the loser had to buy something from the booth and drinks. He really wants one, right now. ]
i have googled unspeakable things for the sake of this thread.
[ Before he'd come to this expo, Cisco had thought of himself as a pretty open-minded guy, who had heard about just about everything, and could potentially get down with quite a range of freakiness if the right partner were interested. But apparently, there's a whole lot more that he'd never even dreamed of. Probably a good thing, since those dreams would've been nightmares.
He believes Taako, when Taako says that he lasted only forty-three seconds in that conversation. It had felt like about a half an hour, but the number is close enough to the truth that Cisco doesn't even question it. Besides, there's absolutely no doubt about which one of them chickened out the hardest, if not the first. Taako had been discreet, and Cisco had literally run in the opposite direction yelling. ]
Aw, man, you mean I gotta go back?!
[ Considering how vociferously he had ended the conversation, there is no way in hell that is going to be anything but incredibly awkward. Still, fair's fair, and he'd agreed to the terms before they start. Cisco straightens up, looking in the direction he'd run from, expression exaggeratedly glum. ]
I'm buying the cheapest thing possible.
[ He slinks back towards the bee both, hoping beyond hope that somehow, it will be a different person working there than there was two minutes before. There is not, and the awkwardness is profound. Cisco keeps a healthy distance of about four feet between himself and the booth, asking what is cheapest. It turned out to be a compact vibrator... in the shape of a bee. It's tiny and translucent purple - Cisco thinks it might actually be cute, if it weren't for the fact that it is shaped like a bee. He comes close enough to snag it from the table and slap down a few bills, and then he is striding quickly away.
As soon as he gets to Taako he slaps the package with the bee vibrator into his hand and says: ]
Happy birthday.
[ He's pretty glad they said the loser had to buy something from the booth and drinks. He really wants one, right now. ]