That was fairly impressive, actually, but not surprising. At least Yuuri wasn't naked yet. That would probably happen further on in the evening. Truthfully, he was barely even aware that he'd already lost most of his clothes. Oops?
The beauty of drunk people was that Yuuri was oblivious to how awkward Dave actually was. His polite smile only warranted Yuuri smiling bigger back at him.
Then he kind of laughs, bright, and shrugs. "Not really but you look like you slept wrong. Just."
Yuuri stiffens up his own body and kind of jerks it back and forth in a pretty decent mock of what Dave was doing. Then he loosened up.
"No, no. I can- trust me. If anyone can help, it's me. I'm a professional," he explains but of course, coming from a drunken source, this sounded like total bullshit.
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The beauty of drunk people was that Yuuri was oblivious to how awkward Dave actually was. His polite smile only warranted Yuuri smiling bigger back at him.
Then he kind of laughs, bright, and shrugs. "Not really but you look like you slept wrong. Just."
Yuuri stiffens up his own body and kind of jerks it back and forth in a pretty decent mock of what Dave was doing. Then he loosened up.
"No, no. I can- trust me. If anyone can help, it's me. I'm a professional," he explains but of course, coming from a drunken source, this sounded like total bullshit.