[ At the very least, he shrugs it off, and turns around obediently, crossing his arms over his chest to pull his shoulder blades to the side. ]

It'll be better than anything I could do, probably! Even if it isn't, honestly I'm not sure what this thing on my right hip is supposed to be, so as long as it looks at least a little like a dragon...

[ Well, he won't know, even if it doesn't. That's what he really wants to say. ]

If there are any dragonborn, tell them I said it's okay for them to get a human painted on them. How does that sound?