[He expected the tummy pats, he's willing to accept them.]

Oh I rock it, for sure, but if shit ever breaks bad in this place I'm gonna die before I can run away. [He props himself up on his elbows so he can look at her dramatically.] Lup. Lulu. Bubbale. I think I'm gonna have to start working out.

[It's a tragedy of the highest proportions.]