[He will absolutely tell the story of Barry and Lup's stupid nerd romance and how they're both losers that couldn't get their shit together long enough to just bone until they did some super emotional music duet together, but first he's going to have to deal with... all this.

Because a) it's awkward, and that's not the sort of scene he's into and b) he thinks Cisco is a pretty good friend and feels some vague sort of responsibility to kick his ass re: this apparent self-esteem issue.

So rather than letting Cisco have his way and moving on to the game, Taako actually sets the controller down and turns to face Cisco.]

Alright, we're gonna do this as quickly and painlessly as possible cause I'm sure neither of us want to have a fucking heart to heart, but you know you're like, cute and nice and funny and shit, right? Which isn't like, my jam, but a lotta people are into that shit.

[Taako's type is devastatingly handsome dudes who could kill him, which says more about him than it does Cisco.]

And here's a free tip from Taako central, if you act like you're hot shit, people will think you're hot shit.

[It's worked for him!!]