Listen, uh- [Wait, shit, tree. He comes to a sudden stop, twisting around as he does but upon realizing there's no tree there he sticks his tongue out at her. But he does fall back to walk by her side.] Alright, for starters, tights are like, stockings? Leggings? Nylons?

[Just tossing a couple of terms out there to see what sticks.]

Second, you're killing me, pumpkin. We've gotta teach you how to have fun.