So you're not human, you're for sure not an elf, and you're way too pretty to be an orc. [Not that some orcs can't be kind of hot in their own way, but they're definitely not pretty.] But you know about two outta three, at least, so you're not from a reality with completely different shit.

[What he's asking, indirectly, is what are you, but he's learnt a little tact in the past few months and won't actually give voice to the question.]

I will say, kinda nice to meet someone who isn't gonna think elves are just made up fantasy bullshit.