[Shoot, this is gonna get violent, isn't it? This is totally gonna get violent.]
I'm sure they're cool with leaving, right gu—
[Most of the group lunge to fight Jason, apparently more confident now that they have even more liquor in them and a few extra fists among them; one stays behind to throw a punch at Peter, too, and before he can even think through it, he's leaning back to sharply dodge the uncoordinated punch.]
Whoawhoawhoa!
[He really doesn't want to go showing off his Spider-Man credentials in front of a stranger!
So he will just.
Dodge.
A lot.
Dodging is a totally normal human thing to do, totally not a superhero prerequisite.]
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[Shoot, this is gonna get violent, isn't it? This is totally gonna get violent.]
I'm sure they're cool with leaving, right gu—
[Most of the group lunge to fight Jason, apparently more confident now that they have even more liquor in them and a few extra fists among them; one stays behind to throw a punch at Peter, too, and before he can even think through it, he's leaning back to sharply dodge the uncoordinated punch.]
Whoawhoawhoa!
[He really doesn't want to go showing off his Spider-Man credentials in front of a stranger!
So he will just.
Dodge.
A lot.
Dodging is a totally normal human thing to do, totally not a superhero prerequisite.]