[He'll teach you, Mantis, no worries. Gotta have knitting bug buddies!]

They'll do whatever it takes to get some food.

I've even seen them cover someone head to toe just to get to his bagel. [You might as well play a horror sting right here. Spider-Man wags his hands, making the critters disperse, albeit not to a very far vantage point from where they started.] Shoo, birds! Go on, get!

[Ehem.]

So! Tell me more about this missing doggy.