[Ah, he's needy. Noctis is still frowning - he, too, sat around staring and had no friends as a child, but what kind of loser doesn't even play mobile games? That's like the definition of loser.

So, fine. He sighs, holding his phone a little more between them, so Eichi can stop getting up in his grill like this.]

Here. You play as the hero and go on a journey to... save a princess from a dragon. [sad trombone noise, it's cooler than it sounds!!] And there's a multiplayer mode, but that won't do any good here.