... Then hang out on the couch or whatever. I'll nap on the mattress.
[He motions to the couch, where there's a little sign on the third cushion down that says "CAREFUL, THIS CUSHION SINKS!" There's also what is clearly the doodles of a bored pre-schooler on the other side of the couch — weird round blobs with arms that are probably mom, dad, and annoying baby brother. It's definitely a well-lived place... And probably in need of a scrub.
But the couch isn't too bad.]
C'mon, dude, you're really gonna make that whole walk back when I've got perfectly good ice packs and a couch? And just FYI, you could probably use the shower or sink to wash yourself off anyway, considering you look like a horror movie killer right now.
[You kinda have... blood... and gross bits... going on...
Y'know, from when you punched through a monster's spine.
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[He motions to the couch, where there's a little sign on the third cushion down that says "CAREFUL, THIS CUSHION SINKS!" There's also what is clearly the doodles of a bored pre-schooler on the other side of the couch — weird round blobs with arms that are probably mom, dad, and annoying baby brother. It's definitely a well-lived place... And probably in need of a scrub.
But the couch isn't too bad.]
C'mon, dude, you're really gonna make that whole walk back when I've got perfectly good ice packs and a couch? And just FYI, you could probably use the shower or sink to wash yourself off anyway, considering you look like a horror movie killer right now.
[You kinda have... blood... and gross bits... going on...
Y'know, from when you punched through a monster's spine.
He wasn't gonna comment or anything, but.
Yeah, he was.]