"Hey! Don't knock it. It's cute," he huffed, then with slightly narrowed eyes and the hint of a smirk twitching at his lips, he added. "You'd change your mind real fast if I'd been wearing nothing but the apron." He was just gonna shut up for a moment and let that image sink in. He figured it wouldn't take a whole lot anyway— Bones had a surprisingly vivid imagination, when he wanted to.

"All it takes is a bit of leaning back, really. It's not rocket science." He stayed close, but still didn't move too close. Part of him kind of wanted to wrap his arms around Bones's waist, but he knew that might hinder his movements, so he kept his arms and hands to himself, figuring they could be as cuddly as they wanted to later on.