[At this point he should really just give up on being surprised by anything, it would be so much easier.
Yeah that display did absolutely nothing to calm his nerves. Sure, gratuitous aerial acrobatics, why not? Spiders do that all the time. It's practically the only thing they're known for. And he takes people with him doing this? Just watching that made him sick to his stomach.
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Yeah that display did absolutely nothing to calm his nerves. Sure, gratuitous aerial acrobatics, why not? Spiders do that all the time. It's practically the only thing they're known for. And he takes people with him doing this? Just watching that made him sick to his stomach.
Plus, you know, he doesn't want to die.]
No way in hell.