[Well, see, now, "people" is the operative term here, isn't it? They sure don't look like any people he's ever seen. He does realize he overreacted, though.

But he doesn't get to go into that at the moment, because here's Spider-man doing whatever a spider can. That is not a way a normal human person can move. Jintetsu backs off a couple steps to get him out of his personal space.]

What? No. That's stupid.

[and what the fuck is an anime. That said - this guy already knows which of them is speaking, there's no reversing that. If they explain their situation a bit, maybe he'll leave them alone.]

... Listen. We're two different people. I'm Haganemaru - the katana, that is. My partner here is Jintetsu. He can't talk, so I talk for him. All right?