[The heavy gate, rusty and worn due to long lack of use, opens slowly. It creaks and whines as Doreen pushes it open. She and Tippy-Toe scan the compound, the squirrel sniffing the air. Nothing besides the fact that it's been abandoned seems off so far. She waves the others in.]

Chukk chukk chtt chrrt.

Me either Tippy. So far so good pals. I don't think anybody should drop their guard, because this place has horror movie written all over it. In big bright glowing neon letters. But it seems fine right now, even if it is probably totally haunted.

[Many people would consider Doreen's automatic assumption that the place was haunted ridiculous. These people were not friends with an Angel of Death or the ex-wife of the not-quite-literal Son of Satan And they definitely hadn't teamed up with Loki to fight the Dread Dormammu with ghost squirrels.]