Motels are like shitty versions of inns, right? And hotels are the nicer ones. Or they're supposed to be. Anyway, I thought every place had indoor plumbing here, or at least most actual buildings do. Is that not the case where you're from?

[The woods not so much, but she wonders if this lovely indoor plumbing and its hot water heaters aren't so universal as she was made to believe.]

...there is so much I could say about that that I'm not even sure where to start. [So many jokes, so little time!] Damn, I have no one. Where's Isabela when you need her?