Aw, hey, Zora! Wow, you look just like your mommy. [He leans in and commences the petting, almost as if it's his job in life to do so.] Is she the kind who gives you her belly to pet, then sinks her claws into your arm? I mean, it's a good fighting strategy; tricking people into letting their guard down.

... I don't think it'd work if I tried it being Spider-Man, though.