I kind of already figured that out? I know my universe's version of you. We've both been Avengers and we follow each other on Twitter.

[Which was something she occasionally regretted. Spider-Man was incapable of being funny on the internet, or in general. despite repeated attempts to prove otherwise.]

I'm Squirrel Girl, this is Tippy-Toe, we're here to eat nuts and kick butts, and we're...not actually out of nuts but protecting people takes priority.

[As soon as Spidey seems ready to go, Doreen takes off after the giant spider. It's engaging in hunting behavior, so clearly there wasn;t going to be any real way to solve the problem nonviolently. Still, it was only doing what came naturally to giant spiders, and it was probably just as freaked out as they are. So as she runs she starts thinking up ways to end this with minimal injury to either them or the spider.]