[What a coincidence, Spider-Man is on the Guard. But he never seems to be around! Mostly just always working out in the city. Funny how that is; some people are just massive busybodies who swoop in on the scene way too fast and leave just as quickly, huh? He gnaws at his lip for a moment.]

... Yeah? Slow night? That's too bad.

But it's good to have someone watching out for the city late, right? People like to be up to no good when everyone's sleeping.