This is nothing like a free banya. There's no bugs in a banya for one. And I mean, if there is- yeesh. [ He could make it, though. Another mile wasn't half bad at all after the hiking they had done throughout the rest of the day. He hadn't wanted James to go easy on him, after all. He was probably going a little easier on him than he would have himself, but Yuri doubted there was anything he would have been able to do about that anyway. ]

Look, the skater aesthetic is thin and lithe even for the mens. Beka has to be careful not to get too buff, or it could cost him points. Just because I'm blessed with the perfect body for my sport! [ He rolls his eyes, sticking out his tongue when Bucky slaps his shoulder, but then grinning and shifting to pull his pack up off the ground. ]

We can't all be built like brick shit houses.