Sorry for your lot then. [It's been a while since he was new to the Guard, and even then, when he first joined up, they had sent him straight to Search and Rescue. He only does things like this when there is literally nothing else that needs an experienced hand.] Certainly isn't my first choice of assignments-

Hey! You in front! I am well-versed in multiversal rude hand gestures by now, you wanna repeat that one out loud? Didn't think so. That's ten laps for you when we get back.