That would depend on how likely you are to throw up on me if I do that.

[ Look, he doesn't know how well she holds her liquor, and this is pretty cheap booze. She might just not be able to keep it all in, so better safe than sorry.

Also, she's not exactly small. Though he doesn't seem particularly worried about that. He could carry her weight, he's sure. ]

What about a piggyback ride, or a princess carry? Or is your heart really set on a fireman's carry?