( fun fact: so does she. there's a considering pause on her end, mostly just as an opportunity for her to take another drawn-out sip of the now-lukewarm watermelon punch. as it gets warmer, it gets sweeter; she has to really focus if she wants to finish this thing.
does she want to finish it? eh. that's questionable. )
I could probably stand to take a detour, I guess. But I don't want this to go bad, you know, so you're going to have to clear space in your fridge for it. I can't waste this fine bucket of cheap booze you bought me.
( or, you know. she could not keep it, and just pretend she did. that is also an option. )
And I guess having access to a bathroom wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, since you do still owe me that tattoo. ( not for weird reasons! don't look at her like that! ) I'll probably need to wipe off some of the festival dirt on whatever depraved spot you wanna put it on.
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( fun fact: so does she. there's a considering pause on her end, mostly just as an opportunity for her to take another drawn-out sip of the now-lukewarm watermelon punch. as it gets warmer, it gets sweeter; she has to really focus if she wants to finish this thing.
does she want to finish it? eh. that's questionable. )
I could probably stand to take a detour, I guess. But I don't want this to go bad, you know, so you're going to have to clear space in your fridge for it. I can't waste this fine bucket of cheap booze you bought me.
( or, you know. she could not keep it, and just pretend she did. that is also an option. )
And I guess having access to a bathroom wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, since you do still owe me that tattoo. ( not for weird reasons! don't look at her like that! ) I'll probably need to wipe off some of the festival dirt on whatever depraved spot you wanna put it on.