Hey, listen. Name the time and place, buddy, your world will be thoroughly rocked and rolled.

( is she a little buzzed from her consistent intake of fruit juice and grain liquor? maybe. but her smug grin is true all the same, a steady expression that's lasted from sobriety to her current pleasantly tipsy state; she'd have made the claim either way. )

Unless, of course, you know. You're too polite for all that.