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the agent formerly known as skye. ([personal profile] evite) wrote in [community profile] riverviewlogs 2018-07-16 04:42 pm (UTC)

( it's a very flexible watermelon keg, okay. skye would be happy to count it as two drinks if he wanted to be technical — considering that the average drink is usually eight to ten ounces and this is easily double that — or just one if he was feeling cocky. either way, she's going to drink it. he better not let her drink all of it, though. )

More like one in a million. ( moves? bad jokes? great jokes? the world may never know. ) Don't worry, it's not just my jokes that'll rock your world.

( #quakepuns )

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