I'll take a beer next time, yeah. ( there probably will be. as long as he doesn't try anything too weird or start insulting her out of the blue, anyway. ) But don't think that means you get out of finishing this first.

( this being the absurd mini-keg of fruit juice they've got between them... and the potential for terrible, horrible jokes that it inspires. )

Hate to break it to you, but we cantaloupe out of this one.