Hey, I never claimed to be a comedian. I was just stating a fact. Don't be mad that you're so easy.

( they have that in common. the pendulum swings in many directions, from thrill-seeking to stubborn to aggressively angry; it takes very little for her to go from one to the other. for now, though, she's in a good mood, placated by a much-needed lapse in city-wide crises and the reassurance of a warm day with nary a cloud in the sky. cheap booze and entertaining company isn't hurting, either. )

Believe it or not... I don't really have one. ( a shrug of her shoulders, fingertips tapping along the make-shift rim of the fruit. ) I told you, I'm flexible.