[Hey man, he has enhanced metabolism, too...! J-just not as extreme. More like eating all the time, and getting hungry again really soon after. Like, uh. The living embodiment of Chinese food issues. Also, he's gonna just skirt around the question a smiiidge. His mom's been dead for quite a few years now.]

I can handle talking to a surly adult in a full diner, promise.

So are you gonna take the bet, or forfeit victory? Because then I get gloating rights.