[Um, sorry, did you just say friends can't be made over forced lunch????



He looks so incredulous. Let's see... what are good motivators for a potential criminal who hates having friends? (Peter, is this really a good time to be trying to make a friend to prove a point, though-)]

Dude, you serious? Stuffing your face is the best time to make friends. Like — number one, I'm Peter. And number two, I bet you the whole bill I can finish the Lumberjack Grand Slam and you can't.

[Look at that. Free food offered, if you can best him.

Peter but seriously he's a criminal wanted in a bajillion countries or something.]