It's not really villainous if they offer them freely. In fact, you'd be saving me from obesity which is- probably not the leading cause of death here because everyone is cut as hell. But.

[He shrugs.]

I don't want to keep blowing your mind, but you're way more famous than Captain America. In the iteration of Earth I came from, anyway.

[Tfw you left Earth before the Marvel Cinematic Universe began.]