( things william kaplan never thought would happen: getting invited to the movies by one (1) peter parker. who offers to cover the cost of gummy bears, what the heck. there's maybe a moment's pause before he's getting up off of the fountain's ledge, offering another smile as he pulls out his phone and swipes through to find the theater's app. )

I've got it. I--uh, have a job, but I don't have to pay rent or anything so I have a decent amount saved up.

And space dwarves definitely sounds like the coolest thing I've ever heard of.

( who doesn't like space dwarves? doom, that's who. )