Being that our roof was supposed to be restricted to residents, it was actually a clever place to keep them. No one was ever up there. They would make some racket from time to time though. That's how everyone knew about them.

[He nods approvingly and turns back to the shove, taking the open can of soup and dumping it into a pot he found.]

You try growing up as one of the world's greatest medical mysteries. Every winter my mom would worry that it might be the year my body finally shut down for good. [He sounds oddly cheerful about it despite it not being one of his better memories.] It's not good for much but I know how to be an effective nursemaid.