Good luck. I've never heard them call anyone by their real name - once they have a name for you, that's it.

[Sam's just not going to comment on the doctor's apparently unfortunate name. In a place like this, for all he knows, he could be the real thing.]

Great. Any chance it's really just the flu?

[A mouse speaks up: "Lo, did we not warn that it was no disease we had smelled before?"]