[He's a good host, so he does John's coffee first as per instructions, then offers it over before starting on his own (not to dissimilar, just with cream as well).]

Coffee like, barely existed where I'm from so I'm pretty into it here.

[Cappuccinos! Horrible Starbucks-style monstrosities! He loves it all.]

Oh, dunk, my-- [shit; what's the word for your future boyfriend who you're not comfortable calling your boyfriend yet?] One of my friends is in Orientation. His name's Kravitz; hella tall, dreads, would not be caught dead in fatigues?

[He's pretty sure Kravitz would legitimately just spend the day in skeletal form if they tried to make him wear military uniform.]