[ Mathematically, that makes no sense. Or... she's from the future?

Okay, how many years is 138 months. Slightly over 10 years old. He'll work it out more precisely later. ]

Well, in that case, I feel like you could just pick a date. One that you like because it means something to you, or just because you think it sounds nice. But we've gotta know when we get you cake.