[John, I'm going to be upfront with you — you're, like, the fifth person who has tried a handshake, and of the four or so before you, not a single person has corrected her on how to actually do this. So she looks at the hand, reaches out after a moment of thought, and grabs his hand from the top. And then just holds it like this is entirely what he was going for.]
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Me llamo Laura.
... Like how birthday candle wishes work, sí?