(Oh, oops. You're not supposed to swear in front of kids huh. Alyssa at least has the grace to look a bit awkward about it, glancing away.)

Sorry.

(Sometimes, with her, it's a bit too easy to get carried away.) Yeah. I just figured that since dogs, like, already have fur and haven't always worn clothes they're probably still fine without wearing clothes?

But seriously, a nappy? That's so– (fuuuuhuhhhhh-) gross. Adults are weird.