You shouldn't anyway! [ Poe can literally feel in realtime as Finn's 1/2 inch deep offense rises to greet him. For the whole two seconds that it registers in Finn's expression, full-blast, it turns out it has all the weight and potency of a spider web. It's very important to detail this, the emotional equivalent of that time BB-8 did his little offended backwards roll, obviously. It's basically the dumbest emotion of them all. ]
You know you don't have to eat it. I know you know you don't have to eat it. You're losing ground every time you try.
[ It adds! Nutritional value! He likes to eat things that are good for something! It tastes good! One day he'll whip out the 10,000 word defense thesis and immediately get told that "I just like it" was equally valid. There's a whole thesis on Finn's eating habits in general probably. The important thing here is: Poe clearly really is the true villain of Star Wars. Gosh.
There isn't a cool segue into the great Phasma yeeting interpretation of promised days past, except that it was a thing Finn was thinking about a lot with January being what it was. And maybe in the raw charisma of his broccoli related passion. The "you and I both know the truth" energy.
Energy which obviously vegetables provided him? Checkmate. ]
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You know you don't have to eat it. I know you know you don't have to eat it. You're losing ground every time you try.
[ It adds! Nutritional value! He likes to eat things that are good for something! It tastes good! One day he'll whip out the 10,000 word defense thesis and immediately get told that "I just like it" was equally valid. There's a whole thesis on Finn's eating habits in general probably. The important thing here is: Poe clearly really is the true villain of Star Wars. Gosh.
There isn't a cool segue into the great Phasma yeeting interpretation of promised days past, except that it was a thing Finn was thinking about a lot with January being what it was. And maybe in the raw charisma of his broccoli related passion. The "you and I both know the truth" energy.
Energy which obviously vegetables provided him? Checkmate. ]