[Osomatsu jumps a bit, then leans back, dramatically holding out one hand while the other covers his face]
Ah! Don't look at me! I've completely shamed the Matsuno name! [he melts to the floor, lying down with his cheek against the wood] I don't deserve to live anymore!
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Ah! Don't look at me! I've completely shamed the Matsuno name! [he melts to the floor, lying down with his cheek against the wood] I don't deserve to live anymore!
[okay, he's just playing around now]