S'why I'm not gonna go near it. Why would I want some stranger's gross mouth on my mouth, huh? You dunno where it's been— could have been sucking on some hairy old gorilla teats. I don't want that kinda hair in my teeth, y'know. Oi. Think 'bout it. You should.. reconsider. Kiss some one 'cause you wanna. Not cause some teat hair tooth person is standin' under it.
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[ Another hiccup. ]
Where are the rest of the Osomatsus?