[It takes a lot to render Tony Stark speechless, but it's hard to qualify the resulting silence as anything else. The look on his face would probably be hilarious if it was visible. Tony would probably think it was hilarious if he wasn't fighting down the urge to strangle the guy. For very different reasons than a moment ago, so there's that at least.]

Alright look, asshole. I know you idiots seem to think you have reinforced heads, but if that comes down you're just as fucked as I am. So you can either unknot your panties and let me help or we can both wait here until someone else comes.