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who: Noctis and open
what: various open prompts including baby animals at the petting zoo
when: throughout May??
where: the zoo, other miscellaneous places
warnings: nothing
A. zoo/this is technically 2 prompts
what: various open prompts including baby animals at the petting zoo
when: throughout May??
where: the zoo, other miscellaneous places
warnings: nothing
A. zoo/this is technically 2 prompts
[For someone who's only ever held down one job (and not for long), Noctis is doing pretty well at this petting zoo attendant thing. He gets to sit around and pet cute animals for most of his shifts? What's not to love? It almost makes up for having to clean up after them at the end of the day.B. not the zoo
He has zero complaints about the uniform, complete with nametag, either. Actually this is probably the best part of this job.
What's not so great is how many people he has to talk to and supposedly educate, because damn, he is not great at that. The little kids are easily entertained enough, aside from the precocious ones who keep trying to correct his Animal Facts(tm), but it's a lot harder to remember everything he has to say about the various animals in the petting zoo area when there are actual adults around... He has petting zoo stage fright.
But he tries. Mostly, to varying degrees.
If you come by the petting zoo in the morning, when he's giving it his best shot, you'll probably catch him holding, at the same time, a bunny and a rough-looking, folded-and-unfolded-too-much piece of paper. The bunny is quite literally tucked into the crook of his arm, while he frowns at the paper and flounders.]
Okay, so this type of bunny— rabbit, this type of rabbit usually lives in, uh... [please save him, ask a question or something.]
[ORRRR if you come by later in the day, when he's just tired and wants to clock out and go, he'll hold up what looks mostly like a baby alligator, but for some reason, orange, and sigh.] You want to hold a lizard?
[professional.]
[When he's not at work, Noctis can be found loitering in public spaces like shopping centers and food courts, minding his own business and playing on his phone... or buying too many fishing lures at a time, or actually standing around looking like he might want to talk to someone.C. etc?!
The thing is: he had shit to do at home and it was pretty dang important, and now he's here and as much as he'd like to stay in his room and sleep all the time, there are people there and so he needs something else to keep busy. Which is dreadful in and of itself, but finding something to do besides mobile games? Even worse. He's compromised and gone back to the only thing he knows how to do: favors for other people. So while he loiters, there's a little sign set next to him that just says 'ODD JOBS' on it in marker. Hire him to pick vegetables or something.
He's still wearing the lion hat.]
[plotting available @melodrama!]
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Alright.
[ Why not, after all? ]
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At least until the lizard's bright orange skin starts mottling purple. Uh.]
I— I think that's okay, that it's doing that. I don't know why.
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Oh my god. It's molting. He looks up towards Noctis, one eyebrow raising. ]
Are you sure?
[ Because he doesn't sound sure. And he certainly isn't sure if it is normal. He's curious, and he leans to get a slightly better look at the creature in his hands. ]
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But then, this guy-] Seriously? Don't stick your face in it!
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I'm not.
[ He already has the impression that this guy doesn't really know much about what's going on. ]
It seems alright. What type of lizard is it?
[ Shrugs. ]
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Orange. Or it used to be. Give it back before my boss sees it doing that.
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Is it not supposed to?
[ Otabek just kind of figures if it is doing a thing, it's probably supposed to do it. After all, animals didn't just do things for the sake of doing them. ]
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[Well, this lizard doesn't care at all what's happening around it when it does what it naturally does, but Noctis is getting antsy here. He takes the lizard back and sort of- tilts it, like looking at its stomach will help him figure out why it's suddenly doing this now.]
Do you want to hold the other lizards?
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[ Interesting. The creatures here were different from what he's used to encountering at home. And he's not really interacted with lizards much anyway. He looks up towards Noctis, and nods. ]
Alright.
[ The other seems baffled by the lizard he's holding, but Otabek is still willing to follow his lead despite it. ]
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So it's going great.] Here—this one's normal.
[...normal,] I mean, it's okay to hold this one.
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Maybe the other was sick of being touched.
[ Shrug. He empathized. The one that Noctis picked up seemed okay. And he was interested in it. ]
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Yeah, we're all waiting for the day to end, even the lizards. [jokes!! ha ha? bury him.]
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Imagine if people were poking or staring at you all day.
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[ In his experience, anyway. He's sure maybe there's a few that don't mind it. Like, he didn't mind when performing, but mostly - he just liked to be left alone. It kind of confounds him that that's the one that Noctis understands, and not the poking. ]
It's a lizard. I don't think they're supposed to do much.
[ Except well... look kind of cool. ]
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They... eat. [dot dot dot....] Want to feed it?
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Yes.
[ There's a level of enthusiasm which is just barely noticeable. ]
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Wait here... just a second. [He needs to duck into the employees only zoo shack for just a second, before he comes back with a literal tupperware. It is full of crickets.
This is the worst part of his job so guess who gets to stick his hand in the Cricket Cube??] I'll hold it open just a little and you get to grab one. Cool?
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Alright.
[ Reaches in and grips one of the crickets tightly, which he pulls out and offers to the lizard. he doesn't flinch or hesitate for a moment.]
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You wanna come back and feed them every day? [Just take his whole job, it'll be fine.]
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Isn't that your job?
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You got me. I hate bugs.
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[ He's so unimpressed, Noctis. Like, crickets are completely harmless. He'd understand if it was something big and poisonous or something... ]
Maybe someone else should take care of the lizards.
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Have you seen how many legs they have? And how they move? It's not right.
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[ Blinks. He reaches in, snags another cricket to feed it, and offers it to the lizard. ]
And they're eaten within seconds.
[ Unimpressed. ]
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